Warning….Blonde joke day!  Another warning…Friday Funnee will return August 25th.

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.  She says, “What’s the story?”          He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”       She asks, “How often do I have to do that?
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff,         “I wish you guys would get your act together.  Yesterday you took my license away, and today you expect me to show it to you!”
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.  She rolled the dice and landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”   She thought for a time and then asked,     “Is the vacuum on or off?”
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The blonde reports for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions.  She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and! No, for Tails. 

Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out.  During the last few minute s she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.     
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.  “I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I’m rechecking my answers.”
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Blonde, it’s not just a hair color, it’s an adventure!
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